看七大姑八大姨“专业”点评今年潮流...

过年啦!又是一年走亲戚串门陪着七大姑八大姨聊天唠嗑的好时候,除了时不时关心你工作还顺利?男朋友找到了没?什么时候结婚外,今年她们还像是约好了一般,又新增了一个“点评选项”。

从年初到年尾,围绕着今年流行的时髦穿法,她们一一给出了自己的“专业意见”,你还别说,咱老姨的眼光就是毒辣,言语犀利,堪称字字戳心

NO.1 :土酷挎包

去年没赶上腰包的潮流,今年学着超模们打扮总算是跟上了挎包的土酷风,随性斜挎在身侧,眼神里充满着放荡不羁的自由。

Clothing, Jeans, Shoulder, Street fashion, White, Denim, Fashion, Crop top, Waist, Joint,

Street fashion, Clothing, Beanie, Jeans, Fashion, Snapshot, Yellow, Footwear, Denim, Outerwear,

Outerwear, Fashion, Formal wear, Photography, Costume, Abaya, Street fashion,

自以为复古与时髦感兼具,没曾想在大姨们眼中,我们就是公交车站吆喝买票的售票员而已......哪怕是飒爽的大衣和霸气十足豹纹高跟鞋都拯救不了她们眼里挎包的“土气”。

大姨:你什么时候换的工作?开始做公交车站售票员了?

我:卒!

NO.2 :校服裤

OK,既然觉得挎包土气,那么咱穿穿校服向长辈展示一下20+少女应有的活力气息,双条纹校服裤搭配卫衣背心衫,青春与俏皮并存,绝对的减龄神器!

Red, Street fashion, Photograph, Clothing, Fashion, Snapshot, Outerwear, Footwear, Coat, Overcoat,

Street fashion, Clothing, Photograph, Yellow, Pink, Fashion, Snapshot, Outerwear, Orange, Street,

Clothing, Street fashion, Jeans, Red, Fashion, Pink, Waist, Snapshot, Footwear, Jacket,

Clothing, Street fashion, Photograph, Footwear, Fashion, Jeans, Sportswear, Snapshot, Cobalt blue, Electric blue,

可大姨们摇摇头说了一句:孩子,咱已经长大了就别再偷穿初中的校服。嗯?大姨您有事吗?

大姨:哎哟喂,已经是个大人了,别再穿学生时代的校服了!改天姨给你买点新衣服去!

我:卒!

NO.3 :运动机能风

好的,这都不是问题,T台王者运动机能风了解一下?防风防水的冲锋衣材质飘逸又有型,运动腰带一别轻松get下半身失踪chic感,时髦指数五颗星。

Clothing, Street fashion, Fashion, Snapshot, Outerwear, Shoulder, Jacket, Electric blue, Trousers, Sportswear,

梁靖康

Blue, Clothing, Cobalt blue, Electric blue, Street fashion, Outerwear, Fashion, Footwear, Costume, Jacket,

Blue, Clothing, Street fashion, Fashion, Snapshot, Outerwear, Electric blue, Costume, Architecture, Fashion design,

如此精心包装下的美式复古感,大姨们却以为是邻居哪家要维修水电气,“有前途的专业维修技术工”是她们能给你我的最大惊喜。

大姨:还是专业维修技术工有前途啊!以后记得帮衬你弟弟一把...

我:卒!

NO.4 :健美短裤

是没曾想往日只能在健身房做做有氧运动的健美短裤,有朝一日也能扬眉吐气成为弄潮们的pick对象,无论和什么单品搭配都能穿出一股子运动style,不得不服啊!

Cake decorating, Sugar paste, Pink, Cake, Torte, Baked goods, Dessert, Birthday cake, Pasteles, Icing,

Leg, Fashion, Thigh, Footwear, Joint, Human leg, T-shirt, Muscle, Shorts, Midnight,

Clothing, Street fashion, Green, Fashion, Sunglasses, Footwear, Turquoise, Eyewear, Snapshot, Shoe,

Photograph, Green, Clothing, Blue, Fashion, Street fashion, Knee, Beauty, Turquoise, Footwear,

但在咱大姨的心里,只怕是孩子平日里经济紧张,过年红包多备了二百,带着同情的眼神说道:听话,咱还是有这个条件买条裤子的!

大姨:你裙子忘记穿了?怎么就穿了打底裤出门?

我:卒!

NO.5 :嘻哈金属链

哎,只能希望动用名牌撼动一下老姨们坚硬如铁的心灵,行走江湖总得有条嘻哈金属链才能不怕人家的freestyle,Dior锁头项链和Versace别针金属链一戴,咱一定是这条gai最靓的崽了!

Eyewear, Fashion, Lip, Glasses, Vision care, Sunglasses, Street fashion, Fashion show, Black hair,

Fashion, Beauty, Lip, Fashion model, Human, Model, Eyewear, Hand, Fashion accessory, Fur,

Clothing, Coat, Overcoat, Street fashion, Fashion, Outerwear, Fashion model, Trench coat, Leather, Winter,

殊不知七大姑八大姨们早已经发出了土拨鼠尖叫,告诉你这样戴使不得使不得,如果还穿一身黑出门,更要被人当成想搞事情的社会人士......

大姨:还是要走正道,不要和那些三教九流的人混在一起哦...姨也是过来人,说的话不会错哦...

我:卒!

NO.6 :套装叠穿

在各位潮人的循序教导下,今年也逐渐刮起了各种叠搭风,其中还属套装叠穿最甚。

Street fashion, Photograph, Clothing, Fashion, Street, Snapshot, Suit, Road, Outerwear, Coat,

休闲与知性的结合,自然又不做作,既保证了时髦度,还不用担心妈妈再唠叨穿得不够多。

Clothing, Street fashion, Outerwear, Coat, Fashion, Trench coat, Snapshot, Jacket, Footwear, Leather,

本以为这样可以完胜,殊不知你的大姨们更胜一筹,里三层外三层的包装自己,却被一句“羽绒服更实在”打回原形,采访一下大家,大姨们够不够扎心?

大姨:小姑娘要俏穿得这么少?小心以后得关节炎哦...买羽绒服有困难可以和姨说。

我:卒!

Street fashion, Photograph, Clothing, Fashion, Eyewear, Snapshot, Coat, Outerwear, Footwear, Pattern,

Clothing, Photograph, Street fashion, Coat, Outerwear, Overcoat, Fashion, Jacket, Snapshot, Standing,

NO. :羊羔毛外套

但时尚女孩岂能轻易服输!不追求叠穿那保暖还有羊羔毛护体,今年大热的羊羔毛外套软萌俏皮,穿起来奶凶奶凶的,超级可爱。

Street fashion, Fashion, Clothing, Snapshot, Outerwear, Fur, Overcoat, Winter, Photography, Suit,

刘雯

Street fashion, Photograph, Clothing, Fashion, Snapshot, Footwear, Beauty, Outerwear, Shoe, Coat,

Clothing, Yellow, Street fashion, Fashion, Outerwear, Fashion model, Fashion design, Photography, Fur, Dress,

Street fashion, White, Photograph, Fashion, Clothing, Snapshot, Yellow, Beige, Outerwear, Street,

可大姨们只是呵呵一笑...答应我不要反抗,因为在她们眼中,只有羽绒服才是万物皆可盘的保暖神器。

大姨:小姑娘穿这样可爱是蛮可爱的,就是看起来像个动物...家里没有羽绒服吗?

我:卒!

NO.8 :运动鞋+裙装

今年依然有很多姑娘选择运动鞋+裙装的搭配,甜美中透露着一股活力少女劲儿,青春减龄的文艺感扑面而来。

Street fashion, White, Clothing, Photograph, Fashion, Snapshot, Footwear, Outerwear, Coat, Fashion model,

Clothing, Street fashion, Blue, Photograph, Fashion, Turquoise, Polka dot, Snapshot, Formal wear, Pattern,

而公认的时髦混搭风,到了七大姑八大姨的眼里却是“不够淑女”的打扮,裙子天生要配高跟鞋,是大姨们最后的倔强。

大姨:球鞋舒服是舒服,但还是靴子洋气喂!你看我这双,麂皮翻毛的可暖和了...

我:卒!

NO.9 :冷帽

除了贝雷帽、针织帽等平常的“护头”好物,从男生那边吹来的“冷帽风”在今年也小火了一把,搭配任何单品都能秒变街头风,复古感上线。

Street fashion, Beanie, People, Fashion, Knit cap, Headgear, Outerwear, Cap, Walking, Street,

White, Photograph, Street fashion, Clothing, Fashion, Uniform, Snapshot, Coat, Jeans, Outerwear,

而戴回家去咱大姨看到却被吓了一跳,冷不丁冒出一句“还以为宋小宝来我家过年了呢!”

大姨:戴的这是爷爷的帽子?和爷爷那顶挺像的,不错...

我:卒!

大姨您这样说,我的女神钟楚曦要不开心,男生嘎嘎更要不开心!他们不开心,追星女孩我也不会开心哦!劝您善良!

Eyewear, Clothing, Street fashion, Fur, Fashion, Outerwear, Cap, Sunglasses, Fur clothing, Headgear,

钟楚曦

Ear, Sleeve, Style, Street fashion, Fashion model, Eyelash, Black hair, Fashion, Youth, Model,

王嘉尔

大过年的,仿佛一场生死战。那些大姨们不懂的时尚,我们懂就好!

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